What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Why do most men think that feminism is about dominance and not equality? I'm here for a male perspective. I'm a female.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Yes sir it is.

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{RING} {RING}

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

After a few moments he returns.

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I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

HELLO

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Sure no problem officer.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.